The Onion A.V. Club | October 18, 2000
"Yes, yes, I know: Ralph is better on the issues. So is my mom. Actually, on some issues, my mom is better than Ralph. But my mom isn't a serious candidate for president, and neither is he."
posted by James at 10/19/2000 04:30:13 PM

Salon.com Books | My wife is turning into her mother!
"Open a $7.95 bottle of North Dakota chardonnay."
posted by James at 10/17/2000 10:04:05 AM