Salon.com Politics | Hillary in a landslide?
"Basically, Lazio is doing very well among white, upstate Catholic men over 65 who feel strongly about campaign finance reform."
posted by James at 9/30/2000 02:35:15 PM

Oft-injured forward feels OK
"If only Gardiner could dunk his whole self in the loo."
posted by James at 9/22/2000 11:27:01 PM

Jclip HOME PAGE

All I can say is..."What a brave corporate logo! I accept the challenge of Mr. Sparkle."
posted by James at 9/22/2000 11:16:24 PM

"In their community, east of Hartford, the women who knew Marjorie Reeves thought of her as a bimbo who would not stay married to sweet Steven Reeves very long. His second wife would be the right wife. Marjorie was just a starter." -- Richard Ford, "Issues" (in the current New Yorker)
posted by James at 9/16/2000 04:59:27 PM

The Unkindest 'Cut!'
"And donations to the SAG Foundation from Britney Spears and 'N Sync -- $1 for each ticket sold to one concert in Los Angeles and New York, respectively -- won't exactly balance the actors' losses."

I never thought we'd have pro-union teenyboppers...
posted by James at 9/11/2000 12:00:21 AM

Hewlett-Packard May Seek Deal for Consultants
"A spokesman for Morgan Stanley Dean Witter, which is representing PricewaterhouseCoopers, declined to comment."

Suddenly, Hamiltonian Solutions doesn't seem like such a long company name...
posted by James at 9/10/2000 11:33:57 PM

Downtime by Law
"Because if anybody needs a lesson in the way the real world works, it's the geeks."
posted by James at 9/8/2000 11:37:38 AM

The Moody Street (Waltham) Burger King has a Backstreet Boys video playing continuously on a small, cheap, tinny-speakered Daewoo television placed above the milkshake machine. You have been warned...
posted by James at 9/5/2000 09:36:28 PM

Why do I always listen to the first minute or so of "Two Tickets to Paradise" expecting some different, better song?
posted by James at 9/4/2000 11:21:20 PM

Acid Tongue in Cheek
"The Gore campaign might think about using that Cheney financial statement in an ad. Mr. Cheney didn't fare too shabbily in the Democratic economy. His annual income multiplied 17 times during the Clinton-Gore administration. He got a whopping $20 million in 10 years and gave a measly 1 percent to charity."
posted by James at 9/3/2000 04:46:17 PM

All in the Family
"If the Bush dynasty were a freak occurrence, it might be amusing rather than disturbing."
posted by James at 9/2/2000 06:11:44 PM